Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Ooh Shaa, No Sha NO

The rear windows leapt up with a touch, like frogs in a dynamite pond


Certainly an apt description when describing how blindingly (i almost typed blingingly. heh) fast the windows rearrange themselves, exposé style.

I am truly a Mac convert now, I don’t rely on benchmarks that give a numerical value to the sheer 3d processing power my computer can output, all i care about is that it resizes my windows in an expedient manner, EVEN WHEN I am reading comic books at the same time. Important, Quite.

I wrote that stuff like 5 days ago when I installed new memory in my MacBook. That’s right, there are even instructions in the “getting started” manual they send you with the computer. UPGRADABLE MAC? LAPTOP? omg man, omg. My mind is blown regularly by those geniuses up in Cupertino.

I may as well just change the name of this blog to MalcomOSX, given the amount of webspace I give those fuckers. I’m thinking about a haircut, lemme know what you think about it.

I really don’t want to read Once Were Warriors, I’d rather shoot heroin into the head of my penis, but alas, I must fulfill my literary obligations before I get to partake in the recreational.

I think you know what I’m talking about.